The part where he tries to cut off his antlers and the girl comes in and stops him could be like, he thinks he has to give in to her urges/experiment/try to be straight to keep the friendship going, but then she stops him because she loves him how he is (and doesn't want romance to mess up the friendship).Her dad doesn't want her to hang out with the boy, and he even tries to kill him but when the dad is hit by a car his shoes fly off and he has deer feet.So it's like he's using sarcasm as a cover for his feelings and saying, "Oh, it's okay.You only mean the world to me and you broke my heart."Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans" - This is a reference to the way she jokes around with the guy ("don't mind me" is meant to sound sarcastic and silly) about her feelings under the guise of only loving him as a friend.This could also be a metaphor for how wrong/dirty she thinks her feelings are (as if she's somehow betraying him by falling for him despite his orientation), because watching someone from a closet has a very creepy, stalkerlike aura about it. " is a continuation of the sarcastic/joking motif -- as in, "Isn't it funny?Shots of the band performing in a local Grange hall are featured.
People, the line "A loaded God-Complex, cock it in pull it" is NOT about masturbation, nor religion.I have to say though: "I'm just a notch in your bedpost, But you're just a line in a song" seems sarcastic to me, at least the second half does.Think about it: You have to care a whole awful lot about somebody to bother writing a song about them."I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear" refers to how she tells him she only loves him as a friend because she doesn't want to scare him off."'Cause that's just who I am this week" refers to how the deep friendship she always feels for him occasionally develops lust alongside it, which always goes away and comes back yet isn't constant (friendship one week, lust the next).